carles, this post could not have been more timely! i am currently s0 stressed about some essays i have to write. s0 hard. it’s like i like to read but i hate to like “analyze” literature you know? like what’s the point?

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carles is more slavoj zizek than adorno
btw stay in the theory closet, ur knives dull when ppl see them

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test test

sorry did i just see incubus lumped in with the shameful-est bullshit to ever be expelled by the alt genre? do musical chops matter at all to you carlos or just hypothetical renderings of artists' accessorizations? have you ever written a song?

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aw man dont knock baseball
thats
roots right there

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crls i need help

i like to consider myself alt but i study law at a mnstrm uni and have a pc desktop computer.

i tried to be with an alt girl with short aggy haircut but got freeked out by her looking like a little boy and left her after one depressing tuggy.

i listen ti guys like metronomy but im worried they'll become mainstreem like me.

when will LOTP get mainstream it seems like they just make expensive videos wearing weird tribal shit like mgmt and release singles but no one ever hears them except for on blogs

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Portland will always be Porkland. But Austin is pretty kewl because it has the highest proportion of kute girls of any American city. It also has a buttload of mainstreamers, which is good so that theres pple to beat up the alternative pple who become too gay.

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sniff some ritalin...watch the vid at the top of the post

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i totally wanna sniff cory kennedys butthole..is it wrong to admit that publicly?

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Btw I Come Here for the cmmnts!

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IT WAS MOMJEANS, WITH THE TIRE IRON, IN THE STUDY

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can we assume golden shower = alt shower since the mainstream shower is boring silver?

and if alt (golden) shower > mainstream (silver) shower.

does taking mainstream shower makes alt girls not-so-alt?

are alt bros who p0st gross cmmnts, rly shy in r34l life and cant get a tug?

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bitch got sum nice titties

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shutter shades have been out since the 80's. Enough of this retro fashion, let's get original.


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I had BBQ ribs at a blues place monday and I think in my subconcious it was my tribute to Bo Diddlay

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p0st m0ar r0b0c0ck

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the distant future
the distant future

it is the year 2000
finally robobros rule the earth

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they're called brobots, duh

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Transaltbroformers, the movie

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my boyfriend is a brobot

i purchased him at Circuit City

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hey crls, any chance you can drop some tips on how to separate from your alt bro herd and move up the social ladder without turning into a robot?

<3

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you have horrible taste in AZNs

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POST LESS FEMALE CHILD PREDATORS

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sparks = formula

no complaints from any of my babies

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Carles, stop asking people to email you. It only reinforces the perception that 84% of all annon comments on your blog are written by you.

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sometimes i feel like carles gets me more than my real friends ever could :(

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i am concerned. i think everyone wearing muted colors this summer is the first sign that people are starting take a look at their drug use, insincerity and flighty scenester mentalities about art and culture and get a little scared. we all know that we can't do this forever, especially those of us who are 30 or pushing 30.

i personally love this life and wish it would last forever. i know many of us are wearing plaid now and throwing away our neon. but what's next? earth tones? baggy jeans? chain wallets? music made with real instruments? fear the grunge revival. fight for your right to partie without particularly caring about the people you partie with, or the problems of the world. i don't know where burma is, and for now i don't want to know.

when you're making plans with your alt friends to take your alt babies to the alt folk mixed gendered version of lilithfair in 2k15, you may wish you had held out a little longer before throwing out your neon. just wearing it a few more weeks might have added just a few more weeks to the survival of the electro partie economy. and when we're old worry about our kids' grades, we're gonna miss those few weeks.

there's plenty of time left to have fun and i don't mean to be alarmist about all this. i just think we should wait until a few alt celebrities die of drug overdoses before we start getting all down about our lifestyles. I think we can love one another deep down in an unspoken way without breaking out acoustic guitars and signing about it.

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beep beep beep beep beep

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so many ppl dont get this blog, makes me happy

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blogs r better then books cuz they have pics and sounds

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WIZARD ROCK

DONT STOP

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"We live in a world of tiny men in bulky basketball shoes."

HOYL SHIT

CARLES;; POET OF GEN YY?

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one time i got so drunk i couldnt walk and my buddy lit my cigarettes for me. true bro.

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